Pefect Isn’t Possible, But You Can Always Hope

13 02 2010

My perfect man…

Well, he’d know that my all time favorite TV shows are Desperate Housewives, Ugly Betty, Lost, Friends, Samantha Who and Sabrina The Teenage Witch. And he’d know I LOVE boxsets.

He’d know I’m addicted to music and CD’s ALWAYS make me happy.

He’d know that I like coke best out of a glass bottle and it HAS to have a bendy straw.

He’d know what my song is… Girlfriend. WOOOO!

He’d buy me the right books! And never interupt me when I’m reading one.

He’d know I like my tea with 2.5 sugars and not too strong.

He’d know my favorite smell… Black Star AND Lynx Dark Temptation.

He’d know I love p.s. i love you with two bags of maltesars and a mug of tea, and he’d know not to take a single malteser.

He’d never sit on moocow.

And all the other stuff… muh. this post is like, soooo totally pointless. Can you tell my day sucks. Actually, it doesn’t suck awefully yet, especially now I’ve putted Desperate Housewives on. Season Four… one of the gooder ones :D

I’ma go for a little bit more… probably get a 100 more posts in today.

Laters.


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I Wish That It Would Just Go Away

20 12 2009

evenin folks. I’m here now. yay. Just got home. I had to go to the hospital to see my grandad and spend ages their.

I watched the fattest man in britain in my grandads room. Wow. How good was it? I missed the last five minutes but I can onDemand it tomorrow and watch it without any breaks.

I wasn’t gonna watch it because normally ITV just spawn rubbish but it was on and I was bored so I started watching it, and then it actually impressed me. ITV finally succeeded at something. go them!

Lets just hope that they can keep it up!

And now I’m home, and bored. BLEH!

Started finishing one of my friends presents just now. YAY! its looking impressive. well, to me, its impressive, but itll probably disappoint. ahh well.

I have so many ideas for a story at the moment. its amaising. as soon as I get them all down and I have the time, ill deffinately get started on them.

Laters. Xx

P.S. Wait For My Anti Rage Against The Machine post later ;)

its definately brewing.


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Ahhh, Young Love <3

27 11 2009

so, my lover finally arrived today. YAY! he’s so beautiful, so hot, its like we were meant to be. rom the moment i touched him I just knew we were meant to be together.

I just worry about how long this will last…

untill then, im happy to receive his seranading. =D

this ipod was sooooo worth the investment… thankyouuuuuu mummy and daddy! itll keep me going for a ew days ;) just remeber, i bore easily ;)

i realy, realy, REALY! need to clean my room… soooooo bad. but im not gonna. i cant be arsed. hehe.

not actually got that much to blog. just enjoying myself at the moment. shit. that comes out wrong. i mean im just enjoying being alone and listening to my ipod.

sooo, the weekend is almost upon us. ”your xfactor weekend starts here” and all that. C’MON JOE! do it for meee ;)

so berts in ireland. she better be hunting me down my irish man. or ill cry. can’t beleive im not their. no fair no fair no fair.

so anywho, im off, but ill be sure to blog you later my lovers. Xx


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Lets Make A Scene Like The Movies In Our Dreams!

26 11 2009

bleh bleh bleh bleh bleh.

i HATE today sooo much. its shit. can’t wait for it to end. can’t beleive I’m ILL! like, propper, sick up ill. and im soooo bored.

and as if it couldn’t get any worster, my laptops speakers have gone weirdo on me. its not fair. if i say it enough times maybe things will sort themselves out.

I had two nightmares last night, I think thats what I’m gonna blame all this shit on. the first was, i was mega huge ass saggy man boobs fat. it was horrible, i didnt even have a chin. bleh. nad the second was I was being chased through a field by a flying sheet that kept sing ”baa baa fat kid, I will eats you  now!”

So I didnt exactly sleep very well. :’(

cant wait to get my new ipod tomorrow! ahhhh im actually gonna be devestated if it doesnt come!!! please come please come please come!

wow, just got a notification that I have an email from homebase notifying me that they are currently have a sale. BLEH to that maties, I’m sick.

I plan on having a three post day today, so watch this space. or dont, im sure you actually have a life! Xx


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”We’re Not The Same”

23 11 2009

yellow

hows it all hanging people?

my toes are cold, but other than that the end to today has been like a fairy tale. Paramore’s Brick By Boring Brick video. wowy. I wants it on my pc right NOW!

im realy, REALY cold right now… brrrrr… not quite sure why I had to make a sound effect to emphasis that…?

I feel like having a bit of a rant so if you don’t feel like reading it, stop… NOW!

something that realy, REALY pisses the shit out of me… junk mail/spam. something that pisses me off more than that, and i’m not realy to sure what the correct terminology is for it… porn mail.

why? what makes people think I want to receive this bullshit?!

even more annoying, the people that send it arn’t even getting my sexuality right. GRRRR! they arn’t even close! I mean, if they sent me the right stuff, id probably be still just as pissed, but maybe a little bit less… who knows.

one thing that realy confuses me, and I realy, REALY would like to know peoples oppinions and shit on this, is something to do with straight porn… here goes…

so, in the emails i get, they normally put videos and stuff and from what little ive seen, it seems like straight porn actually has more naked man in it than woman, and it seems to focus a lot on what the mans doing… this made me wonder, does this turn straight guys on? cuz im thinking if i was straight, i wouldnt wanna see quite so much penis…

and another thing… does this realy make it straight porn?… i mean… isn’t it actually Bi porn?

mayeb its just me, i dont know, but to me, if it was realy straight porn, id expect it to be 95% focused on the woman, not the man?… but to me, from what ive seen in my emails, it seems more like its focused on 80% of the man and the woman makes up just a very little part of it.

confuzzling.

at least with the gay stuff you know what you’re getting, and its so much easier to label, and figure out, and shit like that… its not trying to be something its not… well, in some ways anyway.

ok so rant over, back to normality, kinda… the kinda normality that only resides inside this tiny wooden skull of mine…


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”Give Me Therapy”

17 11 2009

Today, right now, at this precise moment, I’m thinking maybe I should get a therapist.

Wow what a way to start the day… or night… its night… what a way to start a post is what I mean… pmsl.

sorry. i just feel a bit shitty today… so this is probably gonna be some whiny emo kid post. so im apolagising now… i cant even spell the word. what a rehtard i am.

I don’t like coming home and now having a dog anymore… its weird… my house feels mega empty when im here on my own now. and I don’t even feel safe now… which is stupid, because my dog wouldnt do shit anyway. i need a new dog. i need a pugggggggg. trying to convince my parents its a good idea… they disagree.

ill get my pug if its the first thing i do.

wow and my ears being stupid again… i realy should get it checked out. urgh.

i want some green and red lights for my room… and some new posters, and some shelves, and some beanbags…

i want a hug… a man hug… lol… anyone game? wow my blogs turning into some kind of online hugstitution now.

good day tomorrow me hopes… either sleep or seeing berttttttt and kevvvvvv. yay. lots of old school game action…

wow i just found out theirs a re-tweet button and I DON’T GET ONE! pissers! although, its probably for the best… I weet wayyyy to much anywhoozers, so they probably figured i dont need a re-tweeter…

its windy windy windy… yay. maybe a tree will fall down… id like that… not sure why… i just want a tree down…

Xx


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Theirs A Very Disturbed And Perverted Man Behind…

15 11 2009

right now i’m just kinda thinking oh my god, what am I gonna do… it’s kinda like, a minature mental breakdown, all down to one creature. Susan Boyle.

AHHHHHH! I finally stop having nightmares about the thing and shes BACK! next week. xfactor. nooooooo!

somewhere deep inside of it  theirs a very disturbed and perverted man behind that demonic facade she calls a body.

its not fairrrrrr. urgh.

joy. now im being told not to be so judgemental. shhh. i’ll be judgemental all i like. its my right as a stephen being. dont tell me what to do or i hits you!

anywhoser.

wow just realised the whole text styles changed… sorrryyyy!

ill probably sort it out now and then you’ll be like what the hell was he on about… thats normally the case. don’t worry, its cool.

so now im sat in the dark completely lost to what i was blogging about… oh yeah, xfactor.

URGH! Jamie went. sad times. Lloyd sucks my foot nipple… not quite sure what a foot nipple is though…  wowy at Jedawrd. they get better and better. and Joe… i love Joe. Hes got a fantasmic voice AND hes pretty good looking. and hes around my height.

i likes the charity singlemajiggle. it was good. and for a worth cause… the kids story actually made me cry. i wanted to give him a hug!

college tomorrow, and i cant finish my work, once AGAIN cuz of my stupid fucker of a printer.

GRRRR!

another voyage with the Kev! fun fun fun campers.

So… G’Day mates.

Xx


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Abusive Little Tyke

30 10 2009

sometimes i wonder. i dont know what i wonder, but i know that i wonder. normally, its total bull, like, sometimes ill wonder if its ever gonna rain malteasers, and then sometimes i wonder what people are thinking, what they think of me.

today i wondered why a kid shouted at me across the road. a kid ive never met, never even seen in my whole life, but he shouted. right now im wondering what exactly made him think to shout what he shouted… it doesn’t make sence to be honest… i mean… what gives him the right to shout at me ”fuck off home you dirty gay whore” especially when, for one, this town IS my home and then for two, im deffo not a dirty whore. and thats an absolute fact.

what realy shocks me is, he could no way have been older than 13. if he hadnt of been taller than me, id of done more than just shout back… actually, wrong, no, id still of only shouted back, but id of shouted back more.

it kinda pisses me off. not because it hurt, upset, offended me or whatever cuz im not pathetic enough for something so looser to offend me. what upset me is the fact their are people out their who yeah, they are gay, but cant cop with things like that. how the hell is someone who cant accept themself supposed to feel.

mega mega annoyed. and whats even more super mega annoying is the fact, what the hell can you shout back? no you fuck off home you dirty straigh man slag?! not realy. theirs just nothing you CAN say. that pisses me off.

rant over. id forgot about it, till i remembered it. hey.

thats what thinking does to me.

x.


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Killer Cramp

17 10 2009

holy shimoly. isnt it amaising how cramp can be just so bad?

its aweful.

and as if just my leg wasnt bad enough… my leg got struck down by the shady ninja we know as cramp, and as soon as i was down, it took hold of my stomach as well.

honestly, i thought i was havin some kinda stroke or fit or something.

sad sad times.

god so much has gone on today, thank god its over.

just found next weeks god of the week =D

and now im listening to mika… toyboy.

wooooooooooooooooop de woop.

got myself a (kinda) job. its more like… working for myself, and by myself.

but hey ho.

its money.

start at the end of november!

and now i scratch my head in confusion, as i find myself listening to miley cyrus. why the hooligan did i ever pay money for her cd.

oh… wait… i didnt… i got given it…

never make a man cookies. honestly… its like… the worst idea ever… u shud know when u do it… your relationship WILL have you feeling like ur locked outside the cookie jar…

‘gonna have some fun gonna lose control’

sure think chookie!

laters!

gna try and think of some more interesting stuff to blog asap… cuz atm i totally suck.


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