The Fame Monster Avoided Me While Other Monsters Haunt Me…

30 11 2009

my mum didn’t get me the fame monster… sad times. so no review today. new moon review tomorrow though.

yay!

im sooooo addicted to Ugly Betty now its unreal. I need to stop watching american tv before I run out… actually, I say before I run out, but im pretty much out of them now anywho…

so i got some good news earlier. Im getting my allowence doubled after christmas… so exited. the posibilites are endless! means i can shop MOREEEEE! and still use dads amazon account. yay. i hope thats part of my inheritence… dads amazon account. its not like anyone elses uses it more than me. IVE EARNED IT!

its kinda worrying me how close me and my dear, dear mother are at the moment. it seems like its been forever since we argued. we’re even planning to get out the ps1 and play through all the old tomb raiders together. im actually sooooo exited. but realy scared. we’re due an argument. and its been so long. their will probably be murder…

wow it reminds me of the daysss…. i remember when my mum got her first pc and i was like… i dont know… four., and I used to sit with my mum and play tomb raider. yeah, that probably makes her the worst parent of all time! but i disagree. i think it made me the person I am today, and it probably one of my clearest happy memories… and then tomb raider two was around the time my dad came out of hospital, so thats more happy memories.

Im glad my mum was such a bad parents. it technically, in my eyes, made her the best parent EVER! thanks mum! much appreciated! ;)

I get so annoyed with political correctness and protecting children from the horrors that can be found in fairytales. who cares if the big bad wolf is terrifying, and who cares if its baa baa black sheep. does it make it any less offensive its its baa baa rainbow sheep? isnt that just plain in your face homaphobia? or maybe its encouraging kids to be gay?

kids arn’t stupid. they know whats right and whats wrong. if its so wrong to expose children to fairytales, then why on earth do we think its fine to expose them to the monster we call The Night Garden. now, im not being funny, but the things in that absolutely terrify me! id rather be locked in a room with a clown than in a room with them.

And tellytubbies. im sorry, but that was just plane WRONG! how DARE they allow names such as Tinky Winky (little penis) Dipsy (stupid blonde girl) lala (CRAZYYYYY BITCH) Po (Shit) on the screens. for fucks sake they didnt even speak english… hell, they didnt speak. period.

I dont think that me reading stories like Little Red Riding Hood or Enid Blyton’s The Magical Far Away Tree ever effected me. wait. no. take it back. bible bashers will blatently blame my exposure to these sins as the reason for my homosexuality. OH FORGIVE ME FATHER for being ME!

I don’t care. if they’re whats made me such a sin, then fine, I’m glad. I’m happy and proud to be the person I am, and I wouldnt want it any other way!

If anything I think its a sin that the people who are banning and changing these fairytales and other classics are the people who were never exposed to them in the first place. they seriously DON’T know what theyre missing. losers.

its not our fault they were born to competent parents. forgive us for our parents failiure. its not our fault they didnt know the demons hiding behind the pages of Fairytales and the words of Nursary Rhymes. they didnt know the poison Roald Dahl or Enid Blyton wrote.

shame on them!





Thats Why I’m Always Laughing!!!

30 11 2009

Just got reminded I have plans tomorrow. This news came as both a disapointment and a… not disapointment. Disapointming for my bed because it means it doesn’t get to spend the day with me, but also pretty awesome because it means I get to spend the day with my lover bert! and also, I get to see New Moon.

* WARNING * New Moon Review/(Possible) Rant Coming Soon!

hehehe. so, I guess this means that their is a VERY good chance that i’ll have a food baby tomorrow night… :S I say Very, I mean, 100% certain to happen. I always eat way to much when i’m in a dark room… Oh oh… just realised something… is this the first time i’ll of been to the cinema with the Bert?… I don’t remember… shameeeee on meeee!!!

Ahhh well, if its the first time together, in a dark cinema… oh the posibilities… hehehe.

JUST KIDDEN!

WOOOOO! My mummys buying me the Fame Monster tonight. soooo can’t wait to get that shit on my iPod. can’t wait for some more Gaga to listen to. WOO HOO!

trip to London on Wednesday. bleh. gotta be up so so so so so early. not good. not a tiny little bit good. all of that for a museum. meh.

long trip on a coach as well. i’m not good with coaches. its improbable (i think thats a word, and I think thats the right situation to use it in? help please ;) ) that ill end up getting cramp AND pins and needles. i WILL drink to much and need to pee all the way their, and then I’ll complain that I need food the whole way back because I know theirs gonna be noooo food that me wants to eat…

toodles peoples. Fame Monster review is also a posibility later.

Lots Of Love ( <3 lol <3 )





Desperate Housewives – Season Six – Advertism =D

30 11 2009

Heyooo Peoples. I just feel like i absolutely HAVE to post this picture, just because I love it so much. Possibly almost deffinately one of the best Desperate Housewives pictures EVER!

I just love the whole concept and theme to it. its completely genious.

And I have to say, it realy sums up just how good Season Six is!!!

Xx





Make You Feel My Love

29 11 2009

I’m actually in so much pain, but I just feel like i HAVE to blog something. today i’ve actually been so miserable. every single episode of ugly betty has managed to make me cry today. its not even a tiny little bit good. :/

and ive been so emotional, its weird. its obviously my time of the month… bleh. yeah right.

i want a baby. soooo much. i wana be a dad. i wanna get married.

thats what i want second most at the moment, to get married… first most, i want a pug.

When i get married, I want a big huge ass wedding. I want a kinda funhouse theme… and I wanna go down the middle (id say the word, but I have noooo idea how to spell it…) in a bumber car, with my best men/brides maids or whatever you wanna call them. how cool would that be!!!

and I wanna wear some mega crazy outfit. said outfit would probably be mostly lime green… hell, i want my colour scheme to be black and lime green.

wow, im that desperate to blog im revealing my wedding plans… :o shockers.





”You’re The Direction I Follow”

29 11 2009

Evening!!! hows it all moving people?

ive pretty much done fuck all today. wahooo. watched a fair old but of Ugly Betty though =D

I’m loving the fact our education for tomorrow is a trip to John Lewis. what could be better? i like shopping :D

I actually have no effort in me to blog today. im that bad.

I got a haircut. I hate said haircut. its bleh bleh bleh. I just wanna shave it off now. I have no idea what the woman did but she cut my fringe the wrong way, and no matter what I do it just looks like my mum did it. scratch that, even my mum could do better.

and i have realy bad stomach ache. teaches me from not eating all day. its actually starting to make me cry.

hurty hurty hurty.

ima go now… sorry for the lack of blog today.

soon soon. Xx





R.I.P. Lloyd

29 11 2009





The Magic Of Sleep Is Avoiding Me… Post Me A zZz

28 11 2009

I CAN’T SLEEP! URGH! and I don’t get why. Normally, I want to sleep, but I don’t feel tired, or I don’t want to sleep, so I keep myself awake. Tonight, I Need to sleep and i WANT to sleep. so what the hell.

and, its not like my neighbours are making noise. wait, that could well be because theyre not in… but thats beside the point. i Have every requirement that I need to make me sleep, and my room even smells sleepy, because my mum got me this super nice smellin candle called sleepy caramel and it smells so yummy, and it makes me feel snoozy.

my minds just refusing to power off. at first i tryed counting gnomes, but that never works, because i get to about thirty and then I have to start thinking realllly hard about what comes next…

So then I got a glass of hot milk, but then when I got back to bed I started thinking about how amaising it is that something so scary like a microwave can magically make something so hot so fast and ill it actually does is make demonic possessed noises.

I tryed emptying my head, but then I started thinking about how your head isnt empty even if your emptying it because your constantly thinking… my mind is empty, my miiiiiiind is emptyyyyyyyy… and then as soon as you know your starting to think of something else you kinda shout at yourself in your head MY MIND ISSSSSS EMPTY!

So then I started telling myself this story that I just started making up in my head about a rabbit hopping through some woods… you know, just hop hop hoping, and that was about it, but then my mind got carried away and I was even more awake because my mind was imagining this whole new story where the rabbit was being chased by an old lady in a yellow vvest and sky blue fish net tightt and marroon boots with a lime green shot gun and how as she went to shoot the rabbit this wolf shot her in the face with a spud gun but he hadnt had any spud so hed used carrot and that wasnt the same and it only knocked her out so then he was chasing th rabbit who I was starting to think was just having a realy shit day so then I thought up the rabbit some wings and he started to fly and everyone was completely shocked and then the rabbit just flew into the propellas of a plane and died and the plane fell out from the sky and blew up and the world ended but realy it hadnt ended because it wasnt real it was just in my head which then meant I could just think up a new world.

just, chaos realy, isnt it? so… how the fuck am I supossed to sleep…?!?!?! help, please :D

Xx





Joe <3 Plus A Little Bit Of The Best Of The X Factor

28 11 2009

yay! Joe did not disappoint. just like normal then, I guess? ahhh i actually love his so much. the world needs more Joe’s.

Hey, I need a joe =D he’s just so perfect. a cute. and his voice just kinda, i don’t know, makes me stop breathing for the whole time he sings.

URGH! Danyl. Fucking hate the guts off of that man. he just pisses me off so much. I hate the way he sings, and, more than that, I just can’t stand the way he is. hes just seems realy pervy and creepy, and on top of that, he needs to get over himself.

And then theirs Olly. Meh. I don’t hate him, but I realy wouldn’t give a bottle of sour milk if he goes. he’s just meh. nothing more to say realy.

Ahhhh Lloyd. I kinda have this love/hate thing going on with him. He’s not bad looking, but theirs better out their, and his singing is OK, but nothing special. I prefer him over Danyl and Olly though, but theirs no reason why.

And then theirs the girl/horse/creature thing, Stacy. I absolutely can’t bear to hear anothing sound come from her face. seriously. please. make her stop. and then, when she talks. wow. thank god theirs never a knife in the room. one thing ive notices is when she says a word, her face doesnt express that word untill AFTER shes said it, its like shes has no idea whats going to come from her mouth and then when she says it her mind is like OH, I SAID SOMETHING!

urgh.

so, can’t wait for next week, Lady GaGa! YAY! C’MON!

Until… Tomorrow (thats for the X Faxtor post anyway, ill probs blog again later) Xx





You’re X Factor Weekend Starts… Somewhere

28 11 2009

Sooooooooo, yay. It’s the weekend people! fun fun fun! or not. I’m kinda miserable today. not realy a bad miserable, just a miserable miserable. the kind of miserable I get when I watch too much stuff on tv that makes me cry.

Wow the end of Ugly Betty Season One is sooooooo sad, and then, as if THATS not bad enough, Season Two so far has managed to make me cry every episode. so thanks for that, whoever makes Ugly Betty.

my room actually looks just like how a room should look if a teenage girls taking a breakup realy hard. its bad. very bad. and it looks like ive been binging on comfort food. its nothing to do with breakup people. again, its Ugly Betty!!!

I did start making an attempt to clean it, but it didn’t last very long. bleh. I did put some new pictures on my wall though, and I do have to say, theyre looking very sexy. go me.

sooooo, X Factor time again. ill be their in my chair eating more crap and rooting for Joe, cuz, you know, i LOVE Joe! once he’s gone though, bleh, theirs no one left for me to support. to be honest, I swear if I hear Stacy or whatever shes called talk again im gonna lose my head. her voice is just so URGH! i mean, shes OK when she sings but, just, make her not talk.

im bored now lol.

bored bored bored.

and I’m at war with my neighbours, noisy bastards. I won on the noise front last night, they gave up and went to bed, so I kept it up for another hour. So im winning. And, of course, ill win every night, until they realise theyll never manage to beat me and give up.

laters peoples. ill be back later though.

Xx





Are You My Greatest Love Or Disappointment In My Life?!

27 11 2009

P!NK – Heartbreaker. GO LISTEN! NOW! GO! GO! GO!

well, I can honestly say, YOU, with bold, underlining, the lot, were a completely disappointment. Yeah, I said it. sorry. I’m just being honest, like I always was and always will be.

This is gonna be one of those rant posts, before I get on anymore, and I’m not realy to sure where its coming from, i just need a rant I guess…

And, to be honest, I’m not even sure why you still wanna talk to me, because, you know, I could never and will never love anyone, and I’ll always be alone. plus, you know, you said you hated me and never wanted to talk to me again.

So, if you still read this, which, to be honest, if you do, LOSER! but, back on subject, if you still read this, why do you still want to talk to me?

Dammnit now Ive lost what I was ranting about. sorry. ill just rant about something else.

Guys are stupid. seriously. they are. in some ways, im even ashamed to belong to the same gender, but in other ways, I realy dont see myself like a normal guy. why the hell should I?!

theyre so stupid… oh, oh, i remember the rant! yeah, guys are stupid, but you were one of the worst… yeah, again, i said it. and if you see yourself somewhere other that where you are right now, well, are you ever actually gonna start making an effort?

epic fail much.

in the lyrics of P!nk, ”Its people like you that make me sick!”

lol. this is such a random post, but i can just say I was drunk if i regret it, not that i do. shame, realy.

and, im not scared to admit that my greatest love is me, and buying stuff. wait, WAIT! thats a lie. my greatest love is my friends. thats F.R.I.E.N.D.S. you know, the people that stick with you for life. the people that apparently are gonna to abandon me, and im gonna be all on my own.

maybe, who knows, but i doubt it, and, without sounding cocky, theirs some things i normally get right, and this is one of them. friends for life. not you. them. you. humm. well. theirs nothing i can realy say. I wouldnt wanna hurt any feelings you may or may not have… wait… does that make me the bigger man in this… oh, wait, no, because i blogged it.

although, I do think that what I say/what ive said is at least 95% less hurtfull than what you said, and at least 5% more mature than anything you said. plus, at least i can spell.

so, i do have some talent…

oh. p.s. i think you know who you are ;) Xx