Oh Oh Oh How Was I Supposed To Know?

It’s monday night. Which means tomorrow, it will be tuesday night. How much does that suck? It feels like it should be wednesday night now! I’m bored of this week. My head hurts. My neck hurts. I need sleep! I want half term or whatever next week is. It IS next week I have off, right?

So hows everyones mondays been? Mine was pretty lamish realy. The nec sucked hairy toes! what a waste of my time, got so close to getting ONE catalogue and the woman decided I wasn’t worthy. Worthy of what, exactly? owning a few pieces of paper off of a tree. I was only gonna chop it up anyway.

WHAT is with the snow? WHY is it back? Is it PLANNING on staying cold AGAIN? I think it can just go please.

I have ideas for my egypt mood board at least :D yay, but first, I HAVE to finish my other work, which I just dont feel like doing. bleh bleh bleh.

My parents wanna know when I’m getting married and giving them grandkids… eeeeeerm. moving on.

I need money.

I’m for sale. Bidding starts at 50p.

And now, I’m sleeping.

Niight

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We’re Just Wasting Time

Evening farty breath!

God my greetings realy suck way to much!!! I’M SORRY! Not realy, I couldn’t care less how I greet people realy, not THAT many people read this thing that I have to worry too much about the whole upsetting thing.

Totally zoned out then. What was I saying. Apparently nothing… Wow, I suck.

So sundays over, mondays less than an hour away, that sucks, still done absolutely no college work. I had so many plans that just didnt happen :(

And apparently theirs a company that make more than 150 + flavors of milkshake… twitter @CrazyNinjaBEAN for more details.

GOD I need a life. theirs nothing even to rant about… I have a conversation going on in my head… its annoying but not bloggable.

Im just gonna sleep!

My finger feels Weird.

What a reason to not blog.

NIIIIGHT! Xx

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Like Everything Inside…

YOYOYO!

Heya! how is everyone? Good, I hope. I ended up finding a little enjoyment at the stupped family meal! Why? Because their was an amaisingly good looking waiter serving me. And he had to lean over me something like every five minutes for almost four hours!

I realy wasn’t complaining!

That was possibly the only good meal ive ever been out for!

That’s all I’ve realy got to blog about at the moment, gonna watch me up some Lost in a bit! I’ll blog you something or other later no doubt…

Xx

P.S. If anyone want’s to see the hot waiter, just go to the White Horse In Balsall Common, you’ll easily be able to notice him ;)

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The Sunday Giggle

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auiwerjfsbndzhvs <<< The Sound Of My Brain

gah blah meh teh guh uh urgh and all them doohickles.

Ok, I’m actually officially half way too totally and utterly bonkers land now. HELP ME! I swear I’m sleeping less and less and less every single night and seriously, If I don’t slept realy, REALY soon then I’m like, gonna to implode or something!

And the worse thing is I now just gag at the idea of food. It’s not cool, and I swear it seems like I’m just starving myself or something, but well, I’m not!!!

And then, on top of that, I have so much college work to do AND we have to go to the NEC tomorrow and my heel is messed up AND I have to go to a stupid family thing this afternoon for stupid family that will just whinge at me. BLEEEEEEEH!

The only thing thats keeping me going is music and my friends.

So it looks like I have a busy. busy week next week.

I realy realy need a shower, but I have no energy to move. Life sucks like a reject mutant pumpkin.

Anyone fancy coming over and giving me a hug? Please?

Ohhhh I had bad dreams last night, they were mean! realy mean! MEAN MEAN MEAN! go back to hell dreams, I’m not coming with you! Fuckers.

In other news, I’m off now, Love Y’all. Xx

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Sometime’s I Feel Like Saying Lord I Just Don’t Care

heyo. hows everyone feeling at this pathetically stuppid time? why am I not asleep? I realy REALY should be!!! Honestly, the next time I go to the doctors about this, if he gives me abother one of his stupped ideas like herbal remedies or things I can do I’m just gonna scream like a sissy little girl right in his big fat hairy ugly saggy sweaty overtanned old mans face.

Yeah, I will.

URGH! another family thing tomorrow? fuck it like I care if your 50? did i care when you were 49 or 48 or 47? no, not realy. Did you make any effort for my 18th? no, you didn’t, so why should I come to a stupid family meal with family that don’t even like me at a place where I’m not gonna even eat when I can just stay at home and be miserable!

Nob.

Honestly, I don’t get what the big deal is, my family hate me, and I try and like them, I never do anythign much to give them any reason to hate me to the levels that they seem to hate me at.

BLEH!

I did get Ke$Ha’s and Alexandra Burke’s albums. Ke$Ha wins easily.

Maybe I should write some reviews when I can be arsed? tomorrow, at dinner, with the family, I’ll just blog instead. Theirs some entertainment.

I just sneezed. theirs some more entertainment. I hope my whole house is awake now. I sneeze loud.

My parents are being weird with me at the moment. They can leave me alone. I’ve done nutting.

And now, like a loser, Im gonna go and attempt to sleep. Almost wrote sneeze then, but I mean sleep. No problem at sneezing.

Do sneezes smell, or are they just full of crap and nothing else? Realy, who knows what a sneeze smells like, by the time its out of you its out of you gone zooming far away and realy the people in front of you arent gonna be like oh, he sneezed, sniff it!…

Right. Bed. I’ve lost it. This is what no sleep does to me! I fail at life, or being awake, or not sleeping? circle as appropriate.

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I Always Get What I Want!

Evenin’ Pornstars! Ok, well, not literally porn stars, but hey ho, I needed a new greeting and that was the first thing that I could think of! So , today sucked, and it was such an epic fail, I’ve done absolutely no college work at all whatsoever. ahh well.

You know what realy sucks, I’m not ACTUALLY getting what I want, It’s stupid and mean and miserable and just not fair realy! I wanna be an actor or something. I wanna be famous! Why can’t I be famous? WHY???

I might actually be realy, REALY good! someone should go out on a limb and give me a chance! please? Oh, by the way, when I say actor, I mean the kind that keep their clothes on ;)

In other news, I’m off out in a minute, but I plan on getting back on the new at my nans, and also, if anyone has any idea’s for my sunday giggle, please, PLEASE comment me some links please? I haven’t had time to find one and to be honest, I just have no idea what to chose anyway!

In a bit.

Xx

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When You Kiss Me I Am Happy Enough

EVENING! you know what, I was gonna be a happy chappy, but I think I might get in a quick little rant instead. I’ll be quick, I promise.

Why on earth does my ex even think he has the right to go and tag pictures of me and my Bert on her facebook??? why? why’s he even looking? To be fair, if it makes me feel sad and a little pathetic blogging about him, then it should realy make him feel like an ourcaste and totaly repulsively creepy slightly stalkerish looser!

Seriously, I think theirs people out their called shrinks to help you sort things out matey, because to be honest, its just wrong and a little disturbing.

I guess you should be greatful for one thing though, you’re getting a reaction, and can I just make this 100% clear, this is the last reaction you’ll ever EVER get out of me, so just fuck off and leave me alone now please, find yourself a hole, get a shovell and bury yourself in shame.

And, failing that, call the shrink. hey, you know what, I’ll even post you up the contacts for one! Actually, no, I wont, It’d be interesting if you have the capabilities to sort your own life OR the bravery and/or maturity to get yourself shipped off in a straight jacked.

Thats it for you, Au’revoir!… however you spell that.

In other news, Lost is just getting better, so close to the last season now. YAY!

Tomorrow, I will finish all my college work that I have, thats my promise to myself, so I’m obviously gonna break it.

I’m gonna go in a sec. Just sent off pictures for the Bertday Cake. It’s gonna be immense :D

Niight people.

Sorry about the rant, wasn’t realy intended, but thats in now for the ranks.

I’m happy now:D

Love y’all, have a good evening.

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I Wanna Show The Whole World The Truth Inside Of Me…

HEYA my hairy barstools! how is y’all going biatches? Ok so this is gonna be a good blog just because I HAVE to write something decent at some point. When I say decent, I just mean generally write something, insteal of just coming and saying my life sucks, because it doesn’t actually suck.

So today did suck a little, but then, it wasn’t that bad in comparison to some days. We actually went into college and then they sent us home at like half twelve because the tutor had to go to a funeral. POINTLESS! I could of sleeped in! I could of gone for a jog adn got myself fit and healthy… Ok, scratch the last point, I could of just slept in.

What a waste.

So my driving lesson yesterday went so much better than the first one, I’m realy not fussed about driving now. Driving is so last… week.

AHHH I gotta get myself unaddicted to Ashley Tisdale now me thinks! But then, actually, nah I don’t care. So what if it makes me extra mega super gay and that, because, technically, thats what I am, right? And anway, she can’t it if she’s amaising.

God its harder blogging about nothing when even less is happening. Everyones getting so close to being 18, and I have no idea what to get them for their birthdays!!!! Fail.

My hand feels odd and crampy. BLEH! my hand fails me.

My room is unnacceptably clean! It’s so gay, actually, is it, girls have messy bedrooms and so do most guys… I’m a genetic mutant! :o

I realy can’t decide what I want to do my new college project on… Do I do Gothic, or Egyptians, Or Glam Rock (if its even possible, what era was it?) or the 50’s? Or do I do something else entirely, anyone got any ideas for me? seriously, I need some! PLEASE?!

Apart from that, I gotta get Vicki her present almost finished now! it’s so close it’s unreal! C’MON!

My room was freezing like an hour ago, now its burning hot, what is going on with the world? Teh to global warming!!

I’ma tootle off now, try and get you a blog in later if itll work, I sence another restless night… Xx

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The 31 Word Post.

FINALLY managed to get onto here. yay. or nah. nothing much to blog about, i just feel happy. wooo.

I feel like a sucky blogger because im still saying nothing useful.

I’m sleep, ill blog from college tomorrow. promise. Xx

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